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The reason we are friends.

My friend: I just wanted into Christian louboutin and asked if they had em in a 13.5… The lady laughed and told me to leave
Me: HAHAHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY.
I JUST PICTURED YOU IN A PARTICULAR LOUBOUTIN.
Friend: The leopard print ones? Yeah, I know. Makes my toes look cute
Me: you looked so fetch in those in my head.
Friend: Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not gonna happen.

This guy cracks me up.

Happy ‘Mean Girls’ 10-year anniversary.

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doctorwho:

rdppprmnt:

what do you call an ood that is older than a child but younger than an adult?

an oodolescent

you’re welcome

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Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

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